precumming:

adorkoftheworld:

precumming:

wow the date today is the same if you read it backwards 4/16/14.. this wont happen again for another 5,000 years..

this happens again tomorrow

nobody asked you

won’t it also happen next year? and the year after that?
5/11/15
5/12/15
5/13/15
5/14/15
5/15/15
5/16/15
5/17/15
5/18/15
5/19/15

(via likeigiveabother)

happyhappyhappy

I just did 300 crunches,
finally breaking my 2006 record of doing 200 consecutive crunches, in a competitive streak during a middle school PE exam.
two words: FUCK YEAH!
Tomorrow I’m going for 400.

hit-it-and-quidditch:

NOBODY TOLD ME I CAN’T PUT A COFFEE MAKER ON TOP OF A TOASTER OVEN I GIVE UP I CAN’T HANDLE BEING AN ADULT I CAN’T DO THIS
salad.

so this might sound terrible, bratty, unhealthy, embarrassing, etc, but I’m fucking happy.. why?
I JUST ATE SALAD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. AT 21. WILLINGLY.
let me explain:
I avoided vegetables like the plague when I was little, barely scarfing down a tomato slice every blue moon when my mom would insist that I at least try it. Bringing a piece of lettuce to my mouth would cause my mind to instantly send gagging urges. it was something about the texture/smell. this wasn’t me putting on a show, I physically couldn’t fucking eat it. after a while I just gave up on trying, and it’s surprisingly easy to go your entire life without eating your vegetables.
Recently I accepted the fact that I have to tolerate broccoli as collateral damage when I fell in love with chicken alfredo and realized that every recipe has it. I accepted the collateral damage of eating the vegetables that came in tacos, whenever my friends wanted to go to taco bell.

today is the first time in my life I actually ate an actual salad.
I did it willingly. and it didn’t taste half bad. :D :D

castielcampbell:

clueless-gamer:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

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..it summons it? what??

(via epiclyenchanted)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

..i can whistle a car alarm sound from start to finish. ear-piercingly-loud.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)