wow the date today is the same if you read it backwards 4/16/14.. this wont happen again for another 5,000 years..
this happens again tomorrow
nobody asked you
won’t it also happen next year? and the year after that?
I just did 300 crunches,
finally breaking my 2006 record of doing 200 consecutive crunches, in a competitive streak during a middle school PE exam.
two words: FUCK YEAH!
Tomorrow I’m going for 400.
so this might sound terrible, bratty, unhealthy, embarrassing, etc, but I’m fucking happy.. why?
I JUST ATE SALAD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. AT 21. WILLINGLY.
let me explain:
I avoided vegetables like the plague when I was little, barely scarfing down a tomato slice every blue moon when my mom would insist that I at least try it. Bringing a piece of lettuce to my mouth would cause my mind to instantly send gagging urges. it was something about the texture/smell. this wasn’t me putting on a show, I physically couldn’t fucking eat it. after a while I just gave up on trying, and it’s surprisingly easy to go your entire life without eating your vegetables.
Recently I accepted the fact that I have to tolerate broccoli as collateral damage when I fell in love with chicken alfredo and realized that every recipe has it. I accepted the collateral damage of eating the vegetables that came in tacos, whenever my friends wanted to go to taco bell.
today is the first time in my life I actually ate an actual salad.
I did it willingly. and it didn’t taste half bad. :D :D
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
..it summons it? what??
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
..i can whistle a car alarm sound from start to finish. ear-piercingly-loud.